There’s a cottage in the woods that you children must stay away from. Oh, it’s not a candy house, like the witch in Hansel and Gretel used to lure the children in. It’s a perfectly normal-looking house, with a sign out front offering help for lost children.

The woman inside is humming a little song to herself, and sometimes she sings the words she made up herself. “The sweetest day, the sweetest day, is always the day the sweet little children come out to play…

It really would be best for the children to stay away.